The 1000 Day Holiday

In my travels I am developing my own cult religion. This will be a pyramid trapezoid in hierarchical structure. 

My Commandments 

• Be good
• Thou shalt never wear fisherman pants
• Thy Chilli Sauce is thy Holy Water, and may be added to anything.
• Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do
• Hippies cannot be trusted

Now I need a name, and then I will open membership.